Для тех, кто хочет похудеть...
">> A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.weight loss program.
>> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous,
>> athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running
>> shoes and a
>> sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the
>> weight loss
>> company.
>> The sign reads:
>> "If you can catch me, you can have me."
>> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
>> huffing and
>> puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
>>
>> The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens.
>> On the
>> fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10
lb.
>> as promised.
>>
>> He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
>> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
>> stunning,
>> beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
>>
>> She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
>> neck that
>> reads: "If you catch me you can have me."
>>
>> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in
excellent
>> shape and it
>> takes him a while to catch her but when he does, it's definitely worth
>> every muscle
>> cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens.
>> Much to his
>> delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he
has
>> lost
>> another 20lb. as promised
>>
>> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
>> pound program.
>> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our
most
>> rigorous
>> program."
>>
>> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
>> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
>> this huge,
>> muscular, 7 ft. man standing there wearing nothing but pink running
>> shoes and a
>> sign around his neck that reads: "I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're
>> mine..."
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